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39Reviews
8.15Avg score
26Brands

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Reviews

Every strain reviewed, scored on the 3-Pillar Master Review Index. Tap any card for the full breakdown.

39 reviews

Flower 9.5

Original Cut Zkittlez

Candito Craft
Nose 9.9Taste 9.75High 8.8
Pick of the year
SedatingHeavyNighttime

Straight elite Z. Loud candy grape lime terps, perfect cure, and that signature knockout goofy head high. Lives up to the hype.

Flower 9.4

Where the Wild Trees Are

Mameys Bodega
Nose 9.4Taste 9.3High 9.5
RelaxingHeavy

Posted Feb 8, 2025

Flower 9.3

Forbidden Forest ("Aetheria")

Mameys Bodega
Nose 9.3Taste 9.2High 9.4
EuphoricHeavy

Posted May 9, 2024

Flower 9.27

Chad Lee OG

CutRight707 x WaterBoyz710
Nose 9.5Taste 9.1High 9.2
SedatingNighttime

Posted Mar 17, 2026

Flower 9.2

Toad Venom

Iykykca707
Nose 8.7
Taste 8.7

High not scored on this one

Nose 8.7Taste 8.7

Diesel/petrol punch, chem funk, and creamy forest air on the nose. Springy, sticky grind. Peppery cheese, white ash, greasy ring on the ex…

Vape 9.15

Watermelon Crush

Brookside Reserve x EV Cultivators
Taste 9.5
High 8.8

Nose not scored on this one

Taste 9.5High 8.8
CreativeDaytime

Full send recommend on this collab. Brookside Reserve and EV Cultivators nailed the watermelon-candy angle, and the Superboof x SFV cross …

Posted Aug 9, 2026

Flower 9.1

Frog Poison (Jungle Frog)

CutRight707 x WaterBoyz710
Nose 9.2Taste 9.4High 8.6
EuphoricCreativeRelaxing

All in all, a very strong batch. Bag appeal is solid with chunky dense nugs, nice purple pops, and thick frost. Touch is straight elite — …

Flower 9.1

NY Shock

Official Shock Co.
Nose 9.1Taste 9.0High 9.3
CreativeDaytime

Posted Jul 29, 2024

Infused Pre-Roll 9.0

Dirty Z Hash Paper Joint

Pixie Stix

This was absolutely insane. A half gram of dirty Z hash paper wrapped around dirty Z flower. It's a pricy product but imo worth it.

Flower 8.9

Sour Cherriez

Elusive
Nose 9.6Taste 9.0High 8.2
HeavyEuphoric

Neon buds, high-tack clump. Sour watermelon to bitter petrol. Diesel mouth-stain, smooth pulls, high-intensity gas-candy evolution.

Flower 8.9

Honey Banana

YouknowWazgood
Nose 9.0Taste 9.0High 8.4
SocialEuphoricDaytime

Strong visuals with solid feel, and that loud complex honey banana smell. Experience delivers smooth clean smoke with a giggly functional …

Flower 8.9

Orange Bang (Terp Basel Batch)

DSFF Gardens x DSFF Family
Nose 9.2Taste 9.1High 8.5
EuphoricHeavy

Posted Jan 11, 2025

Concentrate 8.9

Court Side Live Rosin

Headi Resources
Nose 9.3Taste 9.4High 8.0
HeavySedatingRelaxing

The standout of the two Headi drops. Insanely tasty, genuinely high-quality resin — this is the one I'd point people toward first.

Posted Aug 8, 2026

Flower 8.8

Lunchable ("Ham & Cheese")

Fumi Exotics x High Volume Co.
Nose 8.5Taste 8.8High 9.0
RelaxingEuphoric

Posted Apr 24, 2024

Flower 8.8

Cap Junky

Surreal Selections
Nose 8.4Taste 8.8High 9.2
SedatingNighttime

Posted May 29, 2025

Flower 8.8

Orange Bang (Batch 2)

DSFF Gardens x DSFF Family
Nose 9.0Taste 9.3High 8.2
EuphoricSocial

Posted Jul 30, 2025

Flower 8.7

Rose Water

Doja Pak x Higher Vibrations Co.
Nose 8.9
Taste 9.2

High not scored on this one

Nose 8.9Taste 9.2

The nose was a standout, as well as its translation to taste. The look is super clean even with the heavy trim, and the smoke is incredibl…

Flower 8.7

Sweet Retreat

DSFF Gardens x DSFF Family
Nose 8.5Taste 9.1High 8.2
RelaxingNighttime

Posted Aug 9, 2025

Concentrate 8.67

Clout Candy Live Rosin

Headi Resources
Nose 9.0Taste 9.2High 7.8
RelaxingHeavySedating

Some of the higher-quality resin I've run — genuinely enjoyable, genuinely strong. Headi Resources earned the hype on this one.

Posted Aug 7, 2026

Flower 8.6

Redeye

YouknowWazgood
Nose 8.8Taste 8.7High 8.4
HeavySedatingNighttime

This Redeye is fire. Look dips slightly for nug size, but everything else steps up strong — great density and retention, pungent chem fron…

Flower 8.4

Frosted Fuji

Mameys Bodega
Nose 8.5Taste 8.5High 8.2
RelaxingCreativeHeavy
Flower 8.4

BatRabies

Doja Pak x Higher Vibrations Co.
Nose 8.5
Taste 9.2

High not scored on this one

Nose 8.5Taste 9.2

A really interesting pheno — super dense with lovely bright green color and perfect pistil coverage, but the touch is rougher and takes mo…

Flower 8.2

Red Sapo

onlythingismoke x TVNFamily
Nose 8.8Taste 7.6High 8.2
HeavySedatingNighttime

I'd grab this again, and recommend it if you're into all the toads. The slight grassy taste in the middle shows room for improvement, but …

Flower 8.2

Snail-Po!!

Mameys Bodega
Nose 8.0Taste 7.3High 9.3
HeavySedating

This is the organic and well deserved hype that mameys prides themselves with releasing every single time. No matter what people may say t…

Posted Aug 2, 2024

Flower 8.1

Pie Scream #27

Livin In The Cut
Nose 8.4Taste 7.8High 8.2
RelaxingSedating

Posted Jul 15, 2026

Flower 8.0

RubyGlowz

Elusive
Nose 7.4Taste 8.4High 8.2
Relaxing

Solid tropical candy that shows exactly what the genetics promise once you hit it in a bong. Nose is the only real dip, but everything els…

Posted Apr 12, 2026

Flower 8.0

Straw-picanna

Kusala Care
Nose 8.2Taste 7.1High 8.6
RelaxingCreative

Worth getting again — only under better batch conditions. The last time I had it was better than this one.

Posted Jul 31, 2026

Flower 7.97

Orangutang

Full Tilt
Nose 9.4Taste 5.8High 8.7
RelaxingCreative

If you see it on a shelf, grab it — but give it at least a 2-3 day burp first, it'll taste a ton better. Wasn't ready when I got to it. No…

Posted Aug 8, 2026

Flower 7.8

Princess Leia

upthehillCA
Nose 8.0Taste 8.4High 7.0
RelaxingCreative

Imo, it was fine. Flavor was better translated even if I had to dig a little more into it — still have some left for a fatty I think I'll …

Flower 7.7

Frosty

Elusive
Nose 7.6Taste 7.7High 7.9
Relaxing

The only real issue was loss of flavor on the last pulls — a bummer given how much the strain shifted throughout the session, but still ve…

Flower 7.7

Green Cashmere

Resident
Nose 8.4Taste 6.5High 8.2
CreativeHeavy

It's alright. Wish it didn't dissipate so hard — it was my favorite out of the 2 jars but there's good room for improvement on future batc…

Flower 7.6

Crushed Berries

shauncron
Nose 7.8Taste 7.9High 7.0
Relaxing

Solid berry/wine-funk jar that delivers exactly what the genetics promise. The creamy herbal berry flavor carries through nicely, the cure…

Flower 7.6

Golden Toad

Sherbmoney
Nose 7.3Taste 7.2High 8.5
SedatingRelaxing

Posted Jul 4, 2026

Flower 7.0

Zkittlez ("Z")

Kusala Care
Nose 7.5Taste 7.0High 6.5
RelaxingCreativeSedating

A solid, respectable Zkittlez for NJ rec — not the jar-screaming version the cut can hit, but a few more runs from Kusala Care could get i…

Posted Aug 5, 2026

Flower 6.7

Moonstone

Resident
Nose 7.5Taste 4.0High 8.6
Heavy

Never had or heard of Resident before these jars, so jumping in blind. This one is sadly a pass for me on flavor, even with the strong pot…

Flower 5.9

Grease Monkey

Bliss Co.
Nose 6.0Taste 4.5High 7.2
RelaxingSedating

Posted Dec 8, 2025

Flower 5.5

ZCREAM

smokekillco
Nose 5.5
Taste 3.5

High not scored on this one

Nose 5.5Taste 3.5

Burn murdered it.

Flower 5.3

Blue Caviar (Blue Zushi x Gushers)

The Candy Shop X Zmall Batch
Nose 4.8Taste 5.3High 5.8
Heavy

Smoked like it was rushed — honestly the only things I thought were decent here were the looks and the high.

Posted Jul 17, 2026

Flower 3.93

Sour Tangie

Old Pal
Nose 3.2Taste 2.8High 5.8
RelaxingSedatingNighttime

Wouldn't buy it again, wouldn't recommend it. And $75 for 14g makes it sting worse — Old Pal's whole "shareable flower" positioning increa…

Posted Aug 10, 2026

Good to know

Talking Points

The stuff worth actually understanding, broken down without the jargon.

Extraction & Concentrates2 topics
Extraction

Live Rosin vs. Live Resin

Two extracts, two very different processes — and the difference actually shows up in the jar.

Label Reading

What “Terp Sauce” Actually Means

It's not just a flex term on a jar label. Here's what's actually happening chemically.

Dispensary Smarts3 topics
Etiquette

Dispensary Etiquette 101

How to talk to your budtender, what to ask, and what to skip so you don't waste anyone's time.

Hot Take

Dispensary Pricing Is Mostly a Racket

Legal weed costs what it costs because of taxes and testing — sure. But markup on "top shelf" is out of control.

Buyer Beware

What to Avoid at the Dispensary

The stuff that looks like a deal but usually isn't. A few red flags worth knowing before you buy.

Hot Takes & Debates6 topics
Hot Take

Most "Unbiased" Reviews Aren't

Free jars show up at reviewers' doors constantly. Not all of them tell you that, and it changes what gets said.

Debate

The THC% Obsession Is Ruining Flower

Chasing a bigger number on the label has pushed a lot of growers to sacrifice the thing that actually matters: how it tastes and how it hits.

Debate

Legacy Market vs. Corporate Weed

Legalization was supposed to end the illicit market. Instead a lot of longtime growers got squeezed out while big-money brands moved in.

Debate

Home Grow Should Be Legal Everywhere Cannabis Is

Plenty of states legalized buying weed but still make it illegal to grow your own. That gap doesn't add up.

Op-Ed

The Weed Community Needs to Grow Up

This community talks a big game about being a judgment-free family. Scroll X for ten minutes and that story falls apart.

Op-Ed

AI Isn't Going to Save Cannabis Marketing — And Brands Need to Stop Treating Criticism Like an Attack

AI-generated ads aren't growing anyone's following, and brands that can't take criticism are making it worse.

Policy & Industry3 topics
Policy

Cannabis Rescheduling: What's Actually Changed

The federal status of weed actually moved this year — but probably not in the way headlines made it sound. Here's what's real.

Market Trends

MSOs Are Squeezing Craft Off the Shelf

Multi-state operators have the capital to dominate every menu in the state. That doesn't mean what they're selling is actually good.

Craft Spotlight

Two NJ Brands Actually Worth Your Money

Kusala Care and ButaCake are doing the work most MSOs aren't — and one of them is fighting an infrastructure problem that has nothing to do with their product.

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